I am Daenerys Clawborn - first of her name, Catleesi of the great cat grass sea, Mother of Meowreen, Queen of kibble and the catnip and the first mew, Lady of the seven kittens, Protector of the red dot, Breaker of leashes, the unscratched - Mother of cats

Words are etched onto a metal disc on a standard chain, also available as a keyring.